Amazingly enough, I never thought I'd write in here again. Ever. I was just going through my old stuff when it occured to me that I'm actually quite good at keeping journal entries. When and if I can be bothered...
But enough! I shall provail!!
Okay, what shall I mention? I am currently killing myself over 6th form, which I despise with every bloody fibre of my very soul...
Yes.
I do.
Not to mention I am in raptures about my loverly friends over at YPTG at the Royal Exchange. Yeah. That's fun. Philip is a sexy beast, getting his tall on... and all that jazz.
Signed up for Les Mis. - FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHAT WAS I THINKING? Oh sweet Jesus, kill me now.
*ahem*
So, as you might be able to grasp, I'm not all together thrilled about that. Several times a day I ask myself, really ask myself, why I didn't sign up for Holy Cross. And I tell myself it is because I don't want to end up like someone I know. Plus everyone from Butterstile will end up there too. Wooh, boy, I would NOT like to go to that reunioun. I'd probably equipt myself with a flame-thrower, a can of beans, and a rather tall man with a fake beard. BEARD!
Oh, I was outside Charlotte's house the other day, and got accosted by two very tall men in beards and long coats and a rather small figure from my distasterous childhood. I tried to run, but propriety held me in place. I tried to scream, but as soon as she asked, 'So where do you live now-a-days?' the number of my house was ripped from my throat. Dear God, what is wrong with me.
To make matters worse, that fish-mouthed spawn of the devil's arsehole came swooping past in a car, straight up her drive, to which we were loitering around, steaming up the glass with her indignant breath. She must have been peering out into the darkness, KNOWING i would be stuck outside her house.
She pisses me off.
Anyway, me and Sophie, who was with me by the way, leap away from the pavement faster than I even thought I COULD move. My brain was screaming 'BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS!' in some obscene cycle. We looked like we were going to mug her. Oh God. Such is my life.
I wish one of the blokes with the ridiculously long beards had actually asked her for loose change. That would have been fucking magnificent.
I only pray it either never happens again, or if it does happen, I will be able to free my dead tongue so I will be able scream 'BEARDS etc.' at her. Yes.
I hate Alex Cohen.
Random, I know, but never-the-less true. I wish I could call him a fucking dick, but as you should know by now, PROPRIETY has me in it's steely grip. *wimper* For fuck's sake.
Last thing for the moment, Mighty Boosh!!! I love that show. Like a fat kid loves cake.
GNight all.
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